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Guy 1: "Man, my stomach hurts."
Guy 2: "Oh. Whats wrong?"
Guy 1: "Ah, nothing, i think i just have to take a derb."

or

"I have to take a fat derb."
by Amazing0187 January 13, 2010
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A home run derby: a baseball competition in which whoever can hit the ball out of the park the most times before making a given number of "outs" (non-homers) wins.
While R. Kelly and Fez were waiting for the middle school to let out, they decided to have a derb since chicks dig the longball...especially 13-year-olds.
by Nick D July 13, 2004
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v.

1. To expose illogic with reason and wit; to counter as in fencing; to elucidate.

2. To renovate or refurbish.
"He really derbed that guy last night on Hardball. Matthews was speechless."

"I'm gonna get some crimpers from Home Depot and derb myself a home network this weekend."
by shatterglass February 17, 2005
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A person who is a pure lame; a goofy

Something that is lame or goofy
Dude ass a derb.

That shit was derb.
by FoolyWithTheTooly September 12, 2017
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to vomit or throw up, usually after drinking a lot of alcohol. Often used in a condescending manor
The host derbed all over the floor because he had too much to drink.
by Mr. Magee May 13, 2007
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A Derb is another word for dildo.
That Twink Mark is a real derb
by Sum Slub April 28, 2009
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