A mental illness marked by:
- belief in obviously absurd tales written by unknown authors detailing the origins of the universe and life on earth;
- a maniacal need to convince the gullible that these stories are true, often in schools and via the media;
- demanding adherence to a select handful of the "rules" in these ancient texts, even when many of the rules are patently absurd;
- the belief that an all-knowing, all-powerful little old man in the sky shows his love for us through widespread calamities, starvation, disease and suffering, along with the possibility of eternal torment if you don't love him back;
- belief that this all-knowing, all-powerful being will do whatever you ask him to do (apparently no one has ever asked for an end to calamities, starvation, disease and suffering).
Sufferers may also experience inappropriate feelings of righteousness and/or displeasure, and display strong hatred toward those who doubt the little old man in the sky has commanded them to love each other, not eat lobster, murder gay men and not work on Saturday, er, um, Sunday.
- belief in obviously absurd tales written by unknown authors detailing the origins of the universe and life on earth;
- a maniacal need to convince the gullible that these stories are true, often in schools and via the media;
- demanding adherence to a select handful of the "rules" in these ancient texts, even when many of the rules are patently absurd;
- the belief that an all-knowing, all-powerful little old man in the sky shows his love for us through widespread calamities, starvation, disease and suffering, along with the possibility of eternal torment if you don't love him back;
- belief that this all-knowing, all-powerful being will do whatever you ask him to do (apparently no one has ever asked for an end to calamities, starvation, disease and suffering).
Sufferers may also experience inappropriate feelings of righteousness and/or displeasure, and display strong hatred toward those who doubt the little old man in the sky has commanded them to love each other, not eat lobster, murder gay men and not work on Saturday, er, um, Sunday.
"Justice Scalia clearly suffers from faith-derangement syndrome. What we need is for the Notorious R.B.G. (Ruth Bader Ginsburg) to go midevil on his ass."
by Lomits October 14, 2018
The state of paranoia in which people fear President Obama so much, they stop thinking logically and stop using common sense. Usually a direct result of watching too much Fox News.
Announcer: This is Skeeter.
Skeeter: Kenyan, Muslim, Communist, Socialist.
Announcer: Skeeter is suffering from Obama Derangement Syndrome.
Skeeter: He bowed to other world leaders. He had a hip-hop barbecue.
Skeeter: Kenyan, Muslim, Communist, Socialist.
Announcer: Skeeter is suffering from Obama Derangement Syndrome.
Skeeter: He bowed to other world leaders. He had a hip-hop barbecue.
by potterfreak98 October 24, 2012
When a person stops disagreeing with Obama on political policy and believe every single policy decision that he make is apart sinister conspiracy to weaken or destroy America and possibly the world.
"Obama will confiscate guns, bring the Muslim brotherhood to power in America, Take all his orders from Putin, declare war on Israel, become a permanent dictator, maybe even become the anti Christ and set up a one world government...But I just disagree with the guy. How an I suffering from Obama Derangement Syndrome?"
by Lexington50 December 02, 2012
The acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the statements -- nay -- the very existence of Barack Obama.
Obama's positions better reflect the change and new direction that the American people have been calling for, but those with Obama Derangement Syndrome would rather stick with failure than even consider voting for him.
by ptulsa May 16, 2008
A complex psychological degenerative disorder that seems to make patients extremely hostile towards leftist political streamer Vaush
Studies are still being done, but there are a short list of systems. They include:
. Arguing with Vaush's chat
. Posting cringe
. Misquoting Vaush/ taking Vaush out of context on twitter
. Using unusually high amounts of copium following a loss against Vaush in a debate
Studies are still being done, but there are a short list of systems. They include:
. Arguing with Vaush's chat
. Posting cringe
. Misquoting Vaush/ taking Vaush out of context on twitter
. Using unusually high amounts of copium following a loss against Vaush in a debate
Patient: Vaush argues in bad faith, and he said child porn should be legal!
Doctor: I'm afraid you have terminal Vaush Derangement Syndrome. I'm sorry, there is no cure.
Patient: Vaush bad!
Doctor: I'm afraid you have terminal Vaush Derangement Syndrome. I'm sorry, there is no cure.
Patient: Vaush bad!
by Mylifeforyou October 26, 2020
The irrational belief, despite all factual evidence to the contrary, that President George W. Bush has been truthful and successful in the execution of his policies, and that his actions are in the best interests of the United States.
That Iraq had developed weapons of mass destruction; that Iraq supported Al Qaeda; that the invastion of Iraq has made America and the world safer from terrorism; that his tax cuts help the middle class.
by jmeckler November 06, 2004
(also P.D.S.) the compulsion of some Republicans to go completely nutso over any comment on or criticism of Sarah Palin and a tendency to blame Sarah Palin's mistakes on other people.
Did you see how Michelle Malkin freaked out about that lipstick on a pig comment? It was classic Palin Derangement Syndrome.
by DrMomentum October 13, 2008