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A person who constantly feels blue and really low because of a 'certain' situation (read: an asshole of a lover, political issues, a bad break-up) that made them feel that way. These people are known to constantly weep, think a lot, feel miserable all the time and cry themselves to sleep. Their misery is infectious.
I tried giving Sue some advice but it was like one depresso telling another depresso to snap out of it.
by Krypton02 January 28, 2011
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A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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by Callmemaybe69 May 04, 2021
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Where your kinda depressed or in your feelings but have no reason to be
Man I wish I can go to that party I’m depresso
by 51004.lexy June 21, 2019
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A distinctive emotional atmosphere generally experienced
1) on Sunday afternoons due to lack of sunlight and a possible hangover.
2) when reading sad and uninspiring literature.
"Today has kind of a depresso vibe to it, but I think tomorrow will be better."

"Books by Philip K. Dick = depresso."
by Leah Z February 05, 2008
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The feeling one gets when he or she has run out of coffee and/or has no means of acquiring a caffeine fix.
A severe case of depresso has George borrowing money at the office to buy coffee at lunch.
by ElDumasto June 05, 2013
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A double espresso in a normal-sized coffee mug with a lot of vodka.
Picks you up, gets you alert and SLAMS you down again when the vodka hits.
Sue was getting tired but still wanted to get drunk, she asked me what she should order, I said: "Depresso, what else?"
by joeri_poeri November 15, 2017
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The fake Spanglish way to say depressed. Makes a depressing sentence become a meme-ish and humorously self-deprecating one.
Wowie I'm muy depresso today

I feel mucho depresso because I had a dream that I got a dog but when I woke up I had approximately zero dogs
by EliBam May 29, 2018
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