Sadness. It’s all I feel. Life is meaningless. Death is here.

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Yo my guy I was a total the depressed teen last night just like megatron from family guy
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marriage->pregnant->military, and back to the beginning

typically found on the facebooks of people you went to high school with
Example 1:

haven't you seen X's facebook? she posted about getting married, shortly followed by announcing her pregnancy, and now her husband's heading to boot camp!

Example 2:

Person A: "shes a momma now"

Person B: The Depression Trifecta Its All Over Fakebook Ant Ya Heard?
by Dustin69 September 18, 2020
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The drop in player population in Battlefield most likely due to lack of content, boring same old maps, unbalanced weapons, bugs or repetitive gameplay.
BF fanboy: Ugh, why is BF1 so dead!
Me: It's suffering from The Great Battlefield Depression
by Big Schlong Johnson May 02, 2017
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End of the School Year Depression is that time around the end of May and until the last day of school. It’s a terrible feeling because you know you hate school, but you are used to seeing the same people everyday, every class has a different personality and you feel like you will miss that class because you may not have anyone in it next year. It’s worse if you have a crush. You don’t know if you have any classes with them and it sucks. But, the good news is, it goes away really fast.
I’m gonna miss the people in my class. I’m suffering from End of the School Year Depression.
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A bout of depression expierienced after reading facebook posts about how awesome all of your friends lives are in comparison to your own. This usually happens after reading about life changing events like marriage or the birth of a child, reaffirming all your suspicions that you are getting left behind.
Girl 1: aww did you see her new baby on facebook? Thats her third one! Aren't youguys the same age?

Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!
by Mylifestinks2020 October 25, 2011
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When you have a severe case of writer's block that's so bad, you get upset.
Symptoms may include:
writer's block
feelings of sadness
failure
might include crying
stress
anger
Meghan's writer's block was so bad, she developed writer's depression.
by Betty Jo April 28, 2020
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When you don’t get laid because of your yeast infection.
Chloe: Why does Sierra look so sad?
Max: Oh, she didn’t get some dick because of a yeast infection.

Chloe: Aww poor girl, she’s having another yeast depression.
by UnevenSleeves7 December 31, 2018
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