The response you get when you ask someone is they're single. Typically what this means is that they sleep around a lot but don't want to say they do.
"Erin thinks she's so smart when she said it depends on who you ask. Everyone knows she's a whore."
"Dan said depends on who you ask so he can try to sleep with you. Everyone knows he has a girlfriend."
"Dan said depends on who you ask so he can try to sleep with you. Everyone knows he has a girlfriend."
by Danny Rand September 07, 2018
An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.
by River21 December 14, 2013
When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful for the upcoming presentation is too alter ones state of mind.
The only way to be successful for the upcoming presentation is too alter ones state of mind.
by River21 December 14, 2013
Someone whose face is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his body, people love facedependent-people because of their 'face', not because of their 'body'. Their body is usually ugly as fuck.
e.g Justin Bieber, Miranda Kerr, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, Zayn Malik.
e.g Justin Bieber, Miranda Kerr, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, Zayn Malik.
Jack : miranda kerr is face-dependent for fucksake
Chris: i know right, her body is awkward but her face is flawless.
Chris: i know right, her body is awkward but her face is flawless.
by CharmScorp July 02, 2013