(n) A behavorial combination of depression and a tantrum in which the subject whines, moans & cries to the largest possible audience meanwhile ignoring all attempts to reason and/or apply logic to extract themselves from their situation.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.