One of the best cities ever! Some of you guys who don't like Denver have only experienced the lame people. Which yeah there is a fare share of lame people, but thats just like any other city. Once you get past the lame asses you will meet some of the chillest and most unique people. Maybe ever thought the reason people drive so slow is that they are high? Colorado weed is the shit! Every city has their problems so stop baggin on Denver! And who ever said Denver was a party city? That doesn't make it any less cool.If you truley hate Denver then I am thinking you aren't even chill enough to be here.
Denver is so chill.
by iaughirauhgrieu August 21, 2008
by Denver July 25, 2005
Nicknamed Mile High City for being exactly 5280 feet above sea level. It's a typical midwestern city with mountains. A lot of wanna-be gangsta's pretend Denver's hard and die for a street they never heard of. Even DJ Quik noted how Denver wants to be like Compton. It's full of mile high snobs and mountain hicks who think Burt Reynold jeans are always in style. It's also home to the stockyards show and rodeo's. Denver makes Dallas look like Miami. Crumbling roads, cracked windshields, constant brown clouds, people drive like they are in a funeral escort, more SUV's per capita than any other state, overpriced housing, asshole cops, speed traps everywhere, snow storms that shut the backwards city down, stuck up rude snobs, define Denver.
"I don't think they know, they too crazy for their own good
They need to stop watchin that "Colors" and "Boyz in the Hood"
Too busy claimin Sixties, tryin to be raw
And never ever seen the Shaw"
"But still my story ain't over cuz I got one more to tell
And the people of Colorado, they know it well
It was all in the news and if you don't remember
I had this show I did in Denver
With a punk ass promoter in a bunk ass skating rink
Bitches was loving it, but niggaz was shovin and shit
To the front of the stage to throw their gang signs
But I'm getting paid so I didn't pay it no mind
Then I poured out my brew onto their face and chest
then they start throwin soda, and fuckin up my guests
When it was over two niggaz needed stitches
Got cracked in they jaw for being punk ass bitches
Now Denver... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah y'all, Denver... <they wanna be like Compton, bitch>
And ya know that Oakland... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah y'all St. Louis... <we made it jus lyke Compton, fools>
Uh-huh, San Antonio... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah, and Denver... <they wanna be lyke Compton, punk ass niggaz!>
They need to stop watchin that "Colors" and "Boyz in the Hood"
Too busy claimin Sixties, tryin to be raw
And never ever seen the Shaw"
"But still my story ain't over cuz I got one more to tell
And the people of Colorado, they know it well
It was all in the news and if you don't remember
I had this show I did in Denver
With a punk ass promoter in a bunk ass skating rink
Bitches was loving it, but niggaz was shovin and shit
To the front of the stage to throw their gang signs
But I'm getting paid so I didn't pay it no mind
Then I poured out my brew onto their face and chest
then they start throwin soda, and fuckin up my guests
When it was over two niggaz needed stitches
Got cracked in they jaw for being punk ass bitches
Now Denver... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah y'all, Denver... <they wanna be like Compton, bitch>
And ya know that Oakland... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah y'all St. Louis... <we made it jus lyke Compton, fools>
Uh-huh, San Antonio... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah, and Denver... <they wanna be lyke Compton, punk ass niggaz!>
by Salvacia February 22, 2007
The mile high city. Has a nice downtown and expensive housing. Home to the 303 gang as well as outsider gangs that moved in. People use pot and shrooms are decriminalized. Best neigborhoods are park hill, wash park, and sloans lake. Lohi is full of yuppies and stapleton is full of soccer moms. Most of the schools are messed up, but a few are good. The burb families just clog up I-70. Go to elitch's and water world.
in denver
East high school kid: wanna meet up to finish the home work?
meanwhile at McAuliffe middle school:
McAuliffe kid 1: Wanna crush up smarties and snort them?
McAuliffe kid 2: We lit!
East high school kid: wanna meet up to finish the home work?
meanwhile at McAuliffe middle school:
McAuliffe kid 1: Wanna crush up smarties and snort them?
McAuliffe kid 2: We lit!
by mkjnbhy February 26, 2020
One of the most overrated cities in this country. Home of the Columbine shootings, John Ramsey killing, multiple church shootings, Ludlow massacre, etc. due to all the sickos that live in Colorado. The suicide rate is twice as high as the national average for a reason. Denver itself only boasts a population of 500,000, while the suburbs have more than 2,000,000. Most of the suburbs are filled with white, countrywood morons who don't know the definition of passing in the left lane. The people are extremely clicky, closed minded, and then act like they are better than you. Don't tell anyone that you are from another state, or else be resented by the milehighness snobs. The city itself is completely overpriced, with bums begging for change on every corner. Downtown itself is nice, when compared to shitholes like Kansas City or Detroit, but otherwise it's full of snobs with stiff attitudes and assholes. The women are ugly as hell and think they are god's gift on earth. The city is completely dead every night, except when the Broncos win a game or the Rockies make the playoffs. Lodo is another gentrified neighborhood filled with yuppies and guppies needing a sense of direction. The rest of the city is full of people working for 8 dollars an hour while living with 5 roommates and hitting the bong every night.The mountain cities (Aspen, Vail, Breckenridge, etc.) is the real Colorado. Otherwise, have fun in Denver, where the cowtown mentality still exists. The kids in Denver are usually trying to act hard after moving from a bigger shithole state like Nebraska or Kansas. To them, cowtown Denver, is cosmopolitan. But if you put one of the undercover hill billy kids in a real city like Los Angeles, New York, Dallas, Houston, Las Vegas, Philly, etc. they'll get chewed up and spit out. Denver is for those who want to pretend they are in a big city but can't handle a real city with diversity, culture, momentum, progress, etc.
I was driving in Denver last week, and everyone was driving 10 miles below the speed limit, staring at me, as I passed their buckets on the right.
Denver! The biggest cowtown in this country! Where everyone had a chip on their shoulder.
Denver! The biggest cowtown in this country! Where everyone had a chip on their shoulder.
by Michael R. Brown January 2, 2008
Dope City of around 566,000 people (as of 2006) very segregated (Latins in the West, Blacks in the East/North East, White in the South and all around the burbs)known for the Denver Omlet, John Elway and is also where DJ Quik got his head cracked for talking sideways about a couple of gang bangers. He then went on to create that song dissing Denver. He squashed the beef though he comes to the city now and shows love. Lil Wayne and Juelz Santanna also dissed Denver after Juelz got robbed for his chain... The people are annoying as hell, stuck up, and narrow minded but some are nice as well. We have our share of good places (Washington Park, Cherry Creek, Hilltop) and bad places (Five Points, Park Hill, East Colfax, Montbello) but its just like any city in America...with the exception of all the bizzarre murders and school shootings
by Petey Tumz April 20, 2008
Nicknamed Mile High City for being exactly 5280 feet above sea level. It's a typical midwestern city with mountains. A lot of wanna-be gangsta's pretend Denver's hard and die for a street they never heard of. Even DJ Quik noted how Denver wants to be like Compton. It's full of mile high snobs and mountain hicks who think Burt Reynold jeans are always in style. It's also home to the stockyards show and rodeo's. Denver makes Dallas look like Miami. Crumbling roads, cracked windshields, constant brown clouds, people drive like they are in a funeral escort, more SUV's per capita than any other state, overpriced housing, asshole cops, speed traps everywhere, snow storms that shut the backwards city down, stuck up rude snobs, define Denver.
"I don't think they know, they too crazy for their own good
They need to stop watchin that "Colors" and "Boyz in the Hood"
Too busy claimin Sixties, tryin to be raw
And never ever seen the Shaw"
"But still my story ain't over cuz I got one more to tell
And the people of Colorado, they know it well
It was all in the news and if you don't remember
I had this show I did in Denver
With a punk ass promoter in a bunk ass skating rink
Bitches was loving it, but niggaz was shovin and shit
To the front of the stage to throw their gang signs
But I'm getting paid so I didn't pay it no mind
Then I poured out my brew onto their face and chest
then they start throwin soda, and fuckin up my guests
When it was over two niggaz needed stitches
Got cracked in they jaw for being punk ass bitches
Now Denver... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah y'all, Denver... <they wanna be like Compton, bitch>
And ya know that Oakland... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah y'all St. Louis... <we made it jus lyke Compton, fools>
Uh-huh, San Antonio... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah, and Denver... <they wanna be lyke Compton, punk ass niggaz!>
They need to stop watchin that "Colors" and "Boyz in the Hood"
Too busy claimin Sixties, tryin to be raw
And never ever seen the Shaw"
"But still my story ain't over cuz I got one more to tell
And the people of Colorado, they know it well
It was all in the news and if you don't remember
I had this show I did in Denver
With a punk ass promoter in a bunk ass skating rink
Bitches was loving it, but niggaz was shovin and shit
To the front of the stage to throw their gang signs
But I'm getting paid so I didn't pay it no mind
Then I poured out my brew onto their face and chest
then they start throwin soda, and fuckin up my guests
When it was over two niggaz needed stitches
Got cracked in they jaw for being punk ass bitches
Now Denver... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah y'all, Denver... <they wanna be like Compton, bitch>
And ya know that Oakland... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah y'all St. Louis... <we made it jus lyke Compton, fools>
Uh-huh, San Antonio... <is jus lyke Compton>
Yeah, and Denver... <they wanna be lyke Compton, punk ass niggaz!>
by Salvacia January 7, 2007