Occurs when two men are in the act of anal sex and the receiving man has not taken a shit in a long time. As the giving man is pounding the other man in his long overdue shit, he pulls out to find a hair dangling from the tip of his penis with a small shit-crumb attached.

This does not have to occur in or around Denver.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.