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The Denver Dipper is a erotic finishing move brought to the mid-west by the famous beat poet Jack Kerouac. As "tea bagging" was gaining popularity on the coasts, Kerouac was taking advantage of higher altitudes during his travels through Denver in the late 40's. A variation of the sex act "Tea Bagging", the Denver Dipper can only be accomplished at an elevation of 5280 miles above sea level or higher. Altitude is critical when attempting a Denver Dipper as increased blood flow at higher elevations creates a tighter, plump, and slightly more swollen scrotum.
Mary prefers the smooth full body flavor of the Denver Dipper vs. the soggy slightly saltier tea bag.
by Dubslo April 19, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011