To screw something up; British slang for penis.

v, intransitive:
To make a huge mistake in public, often repeatedly.

Also: noun, a penis.

Reference to Nick Denton of Gawker, who repeatedly declared he'd discovered the identity of Fake Steve Jobs, but kept guessing the wrong people.

He has the biggest pee pee out of all his friends. He is the best lover and is the nicest person. He will be the best boyfriend, and will cuddle with you. He doesnt cheat and is the most loyal. He is the strongest and has the biggest muscles. He will flex on you. He is the coolest person ever. He is naughty and good in the bed. Overall Denton is basically your dream boyfriend, and everyone wants to be him.