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An asshole that tells you to open your mouth wide and the proceeds to insert things in your mouth.
Dude I just went to the dentist and I had to open my mouth wide and then they put things in there.
by Your a wanker November 22, 2016
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"You know the difference between a dentist and a sadist don't you? Newer magazines!"
by Little Jerry November 15, 2006
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An overpayed asshole which you're supposed to visit in intervals of six months (twice a year). While you only visit this sadist twice a year, any more could scathe one's sanity. When you do go to the dentist, you will always find yourself being admonished by the dentist or his/her assistant(s) about how filthy your teeth are and how clean you should keep them. However, actually trying to improve one's dental hygiene is a futile endeavor since he/she will never be satisfied.

It's like putting up with a second nagging mother (or wife). With possibly hairier legs.
Dentist: "Your teeth are so filthy! Don't you wash them?!"

Patient jabs one of the dentist's cruel instruments of torment in her eye
by anonymous, yo October 18, 2005
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Someone who is payed to brush your teeth once a day, two times a year. If you are too lazy to do it yourself on a regular basis, he/she tears apart your mouth with needles and hooks, causing pure pain to the lazy fuck.
My dick of a dentist made my gums bleed
by sk8s4d8s November 13, 2012
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A person that is a rich fucking asshole and owns 3 different offices and his teeth are straight and pure white and he tortures kids with braces and headgear and retainers he tortures kids with braces which hurt like fucking hell when tightened or when you eat something it hurts like hell and and messes up talking mine were 6500$ and hurt like fucking hell and it made the fucking dentist more fucking money by torturing kids teeth just so there straight and then shift back and then the dentist says you need braces for another 2 years and there workers are sexy and torture you it’s a waste of money and if you don’t take care of braces he gives you a lecture of how to take care of them and you can’t pick colors for your torture device aka braces and you try to explain to him that they where hard to take care of and says get in the chair kid and once the braces are of your excited and the dentist says where the retainer for the rest of your life and if it gets lost more money for the dentist and teeth aren’t straight and says need braces again Fuck the kid says.
Mason: hey wyly I just got my braces of today I don’t have to where them again

Wyly:yeah man no more of those torture devices from hell

Dr o’hara Well mason you need a retainer for the rest of atornity and weed need a wire for the bottom tooth that bent back.

Mason shit I have to where this fucking retainer again I have to take it out when I eat and put it back in my mouth

Dr O’Hara it’s gonna make me more fucking money if you lose it Mason

Mason a dentist way of making money is when kids lose there retainers and have to get braces or torture kids basically
by MW150040582 September 04, 2018
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a dentist is an evil sadistic person who likes 2 make your mouth bleed and lecture you about dental hygiene (which is worse?) in league with fellow sadistic creep, the orthodontist.
my blasted dentist likes to LOUDLY talk about cutting things out of my mouth while he has his hands in my mouth. one of these days im going to bite him.
by the amphibian messiah September 19, 2005
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a paraprofessional who is too craven to do anything on his/her own requiring clearance from a real professional (i.e. physician) in order to practice dentistry.
I went to my dentist today and he wouldn't clean my teeth until my doctor signed a release. I thought these guys went to school!
by ken69 February 10, 2009
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