Top definition
A fucked up doctor who stabs you in the mouth with needles and drills
Kid: My teeth hurt
Mom: You're gonna go to the dentist this Friday
Kid: NO!
by Fuckedous January 28, 2016
Get the mug
Get a Dentist mug for your bunkmate Trump.
Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
Get the mug
Get a Smooth Brain mug for your father Georges.
2
A rich chap that sticks needles in your gums, wrenches around all your teeth, drills holes in your teeth, and bruises your face to fuck. Then he charges you loads of money.
Wish i was a dentist......
by Wise Man November 05, 2003
Get the merch
Get the dentist neck gaiter and mug.
3
Your tooth doctor. He checks you for dental problems when you go and gives you advice on your personal dental care.
The one thing I really do not like about going to the dentist: Having my teeth polished. The stuff they use has a nasty taste and feel.
by Light Joker June 02, 2004
Get the mug
Get a dentist mug for your dog Nathalie.
4
A dentist is a man (or woman, im all for equality) who takes great delight in hurting you. He does this with his vast collection of Sharp Shiny & Scary tools. Once he's managed to make you either cry or pass out from pain - he charges you for it.
Quite a nice little scam really....
Guy: OH DEAR GOD THE PAIN!!!
Dentist: That'll be ยฃ500
by dean-a-thon August 16, 2005
Get the mug
Get a Dentist mug for your coworker Vivek.
5
Someone who 40-year-old British men are deathly afraid of, but when I was 9 and getting 4 cavities filled was just patiently waiting for my little toy/prize and new toothbrush.
Brit: Well bloody Hell there old chap, I reckon I despise that blasted dentist, but me mum she says I got to.
Me: Actually, I just went yesterday and was glad to get cleaned up. It's like a fresh start, you know?
by GameBoy83 May 17, 2006
Get the merch
Get the dentist neck gaiter and mug.
6
A dentist is normally an extremely good looking individual that is good in bed and is filthy rich. He/She drives the best and fastest cars and is a highly respected member of society. They have the nicest and whitest of smiles! They are intelligent professionals and are also known to be perfectionists! The envy of all professionals.
''I wish i were a dentist!''
''If only i could marry a dentist''
''When i grow up, i want to be a dentist''
''That guy is fantastic in bed, he's such a dentist''
''i love my sexy dentist''
by hotsexyeuropean2 January 31, 2009
Get the mug
Get a dentist mug for your daughter Zora.

Activity