Urban Dictionary: Dense Cabbage

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Used as an insult to idiots or people who stand up for a specific idiot.

p1 stands up for somebody spamming

p1: this dude is totally not spamming.
p2: you dense cabbage-

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A dense cabbage is a sucky person that sucks at life.

Why are you such a dense cabbage bitch?

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A weird word for an idiot

“You dense cabbage”

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Someone is who's just generally dumb

If you can't do a simple thing right, you're a dense cabbage.

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Basically, an idiot.

"And now, the 45th president of the united states, President Donald "Dense Cabbage" Trump." (A dense cabbage.)

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An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

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