a guy with a small cock that falls in love with every girl he comes in contact with.

The most sexiest guy in the universe, he's way better than anyone in his class!

A really cool dude who I'm lucky to know. I wish he could teach me how to be so cool.

a guy who steals pictures of dogs and jizzes on them

One who engages in a sexual activity with any living organism.

Usually a female.

Perverted. Large smile dedicated exclusively to dirty thoughts- ALL THE TIME. Engages in suspicious activities with large African American men. Do not approach, dangerous.

A breed of person closely related to a rabbit capable of destroying cities with his whiskers and breaking chairs.
Although formerly asian, this dude looks completely american.

Relentless of everything else, he's and amazingly hardcore person and is commenly known as "Ploka-Dot"