An alcoholic joker who is a rare mix of turkish, dutch and dominican blood. Someone who can sing "Vete Ya" by Enrique Iglesias as good as the artist himself

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.