martin is such a dendrophiliac. i saw him fcking a tree in the park today.

other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumbasses who can't spell. you should also look up "dendrophilia"

She thick but you can tell it’s a bbl

"Man, oh, man. I got thorns all over my dick from that rose bush I had yesterday" Adam the dendrophiliac said.

Dude, Dan Magner is such a dendrophiliac, I saw him doing all sorts of crazy sh*t to that tree.