A hat that looks normal, but causes severe head trauma

someone who is sexy beyond mean

A demolition derby is when 3 or more guys get an erection and ram them into each other like a demolition derby.

when a bunch of rednecks in trucks ram each other to death

A bunch of hicks slamming into each other at a small county fair to show their honeys they're tough.
A bunch of poor white trash who can't sell their cars for squat so they enter them in to try and win a thousand bucks and lose more of their brain cells that they barely have.
Family reunion for a bunch of inbred cousin slammers who live in trailer courts

This is where the participants of a wrecking crew race to finish.