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1 of 2 monopoly political parties of these United States of America. Leaning left of center and usually very close minded. Violates the Constitution on a regular basis with federal programs such as welfare, IRS, Federal Reserve, and the list goes on. Belives the central government should do everything for the people. Believes the central government does not have to obide by the Constitution and adds new amendments when they can't do what they want.

Masters of the media. Falsely the party of the poor (note: during the 2008 election nObama was endorsed by in and around 90% of Hollywood elite; celebrities that are definitely not the poor) Oprah, Denzel Washington, Steven Spielberg, Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry, Don Cheadle, etc. are not poor, yet all vote Democrat. *But Republicans favor the rich? *Google: What celebrities endorsed Obama*

Hack, slash, bash, and pummel every and all Republicans. Or for that matter, anyone who is not democrat.

Believe in socialist values, even though they like to say they don't *Note: Socialism....just look it up*

Believe in democracy even though these United States were founded as a republic, and democracy was never written in the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, or the Bill of Rights. *Note: America has become a respresntative democracy which is not a republic.*
Democrat: I am not a socialist, but I do believe the government should supply us with health care, schools, and all sorts of other socialist programs.

Democrat: I am bi-partisan, but I hate when those republicans have to go and use their 1st Amendment rights and speak.

Demorcat: I believe in the Constitution, until it starts to keep my ideas from reaching the light of day.

Democrat: State rights are higher than the central government, unless that state doesnt agree and then the central government is higher. And states can't leave the Union and the people can't overthrow the government, I don't care what the Constitution says.
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The only people that post anti-republican and death to bush definitions, while republicans are out making money to pay for their welfare checks, food stamps, cell phone bills, rent, and internet service.
Democrats: 99 percent of the Urban Dictionary users posting about politics.
by gopbaby November 09, 2008
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A democrat is a person who likes to take from the "rich" and "help" the poor. This is the cause for America's debt. All they do is appeal to the general public (poor minorities) by make vague promises that they can't keep. They also belive that they way to fix any problem is to throw taxpayer (your) money at it.
The cause for America's problems are democrats.
by Thekids10 January 02, 2010
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A person who does not have a brain, whom feels everyone should give their money to others who don't want to work. Also feel that America should be a bunch of unarmed peasants, by taking all guns away.

Democrats typically do not care for others thoughts, and usually dismiss conservative thoughts out of hand
Timmy said, "Daddy whats a DEMOCRAT?"

Dad replied, "Timmy, a DEMOCRAT is someone who cannot think, but merely repeats regurgitated material. Don't talk to DEMOCRATS."
by CONSERVATIVERIDER22223 April 13, 2009
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People who like to spend money and give money to those who are lazy, enabling them to do anything for themselves. They are ignorant, stubborn, and often uneducated. I live in California, so I would know.
Republican: So who did you vote for?

Democrat: OBAMA! HELL YEAH, OBAMA IS AWESOME!

Republican: Why is that?

Democrat: He's going to change things in this country!!!

Republican: Oh yeah? and do you know what he is going to change?

Democrat: ummm....well no, but I'm sure it's going to be good. Plus, I need money in my pocket and I don't feel like working. If i keep popping out babies, Obama will keep paying me.

Republican: *rolls eyes*

Democrats ruin the country our founding fathers worked so hard to build. Thanks ass holes.
by MissBriley February 05, 2010
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You are a good democrat if:


1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of terrorists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.


5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate and that huge ball of fire in the sky, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You think a mother has a right to kill an innocent 5 month fetus because her pregnancy would interfere with her career, but feel we shouldn't put to death the man who raped and murdered 14 women.

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that racism is horrible unless it is against a white person then it is encouraged.

12. You feel that being convicted of treason is an infringement on your first amendment rights.

13. You honestly feel that alcoholics deserve social security disability benefits.

14. You think the guy who drops out of High School and builds your jeep deserves more money than the doctor who went to college for 10 years and saves your kids life.

15. You've filed for unemployment within two weeks of getting out of high school.

16. You've tried to argue in favor of anything based on, "Well, they're gonna do it anyway so..."

17. You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.

18. You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."

19. You've ever argued that with just one more year of welfare that person will turn it around and get off drugs.

20. You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.

21. You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.

22. After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is under taxed."

23. You fight and demand that other people have to support your cause when you do not bother to donate to it, or even volunteer.

24. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

25. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

26. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and affirmative action isn’t

27. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried, is because the right people haven’t been in charge.

28. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.

29. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

30. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese and the middle east is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
Some Democrats are Obama, Pelosi, Dodd, Frank, Clinton.
by Freedom4 February 04, 2009
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Someone who believes that hard working taxpayers should give their money to lazy ass cocksuckers who have 20 kids and refuse to work, that killing criminals is wrong, while killing unborn babies is completely acceptable, that utter bullshit like Global Warming is real, that owning a gun to protect your ass against dangerous sonsofbitches should be illegal, that Mexicans should be allowed to come into our country illegally and sit on their asses having babies and living on welfare and getting the same opportunities as hard working citizens, bash Fox News for being too conservative despite the fact that practically every other news station besides Fox is liberal, and that basically you should have to pay higher taxes to pay for other people's shit.

They also seem to write 90% of the definitions on this website. Search "Republican" and you'll see what I mean.
Democrat: Mexicans should be able to come here and be treated just like everyone else. After all, this IS a country of immigrants!

Republicans: Yeah, when my ancestors came here, they had to work their asses off, not live on free money and sit on their ass all day long with 20 kids running around.
by The Outlaw Torn June 01, 2010
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