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Someone who claims to be open minded but really just follows the crowd and does not know about the real issues.
If they are white they only voted for Obama because they thought it would make them feel better. They are now realizing it didn't.
Person 1: All my friends are Democrats so I thought it would be fun! Are you a Democrat too?

Person 2: No I'm a Libertarian.

Person 1: What's Libertarian?

Person 2: It's a 3rd party.

Person 1: What's a 3rd party?

Person 2: Exactly.
by LibbyChick January 06, 2010
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You are a good democrat if:


1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of terrorists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.


5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate and that huge ball of fire in the sky, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You think a mother has a right to kill an innocent 5 month fetus because her pregnancy would interfere with her career, but feel we shouldn't put to death the man who raped and murdered 14 women.

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that racism is horrible unless it is against a white person then it is encouraged.

12. You feel that being convicted of treason is an infringement on your first amendment rights.

13. You honestly feel that alcoholics deserve social security disability benefits.

14. You think the guy who drops out of High School and builds your jeep deserves more money than the doctor who went to college for 10 years and saves your kids life.

15. You've filed for unemployment within two weeks of getting out of high school.

16. You've tried to argue in favor of anything based on, "Well, they're gonna do it anyway so..."

17. You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.

18. You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."

19. You've ever argued that with just one more year of welfare that person will turn it around and get off drugs.

20. You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.

21. You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.

22. After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is under taxed."

23. You fight and demand that other people have to support your cause when you do not bother to donate to it, or even volunteer.

24. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

25. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

26. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and affirmative action isn’t

27. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried, is because the right people haven’t been in charge.

28. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.

29. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

30. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese and the middle east is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
Some Democrats are Obama, Pelosi, Dodd, Frank, Clinton.
by Freedom4 February 04, 2009
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Party for ignorant, college-age intellectual wannabes. Live life in perpetual outrage, make outrageous claims about social injustices and are religious about environmental issues (will keep the faith even when the facts don't support the issue--read "Ethanol" fuel additives; global warming science, tax increases on high-income earners; also believe Republicans are statistically less educated than Democrats). Think all opposition to Liberal policies is motivated by sexist, racist, bigoted homophobia (which is abject bigotry). Assume the poor and minorities are unable to fend for themselves so they steal from high-income earners (in the form of taxation, which high-income earners subvert via tax loopholes so the revenues end up getting redirected to middle-class income earners) and redistribute it to the poor, who become socialized to depend on it. Often whine about FOX News, when Liberals control virtually all media (print, television, Hollywood, the Arts). Are dogmatic in their intolerance of opposing viewpoints and will label dissenters as sexist/racist/bigoted/homophobic so as to avoid real debate. Older Democrats are the most pathetic as they are well aware of all the above but still vote Democrat anyway just to protest.
Democrat: Can you believe Republicans signed the Patriot Act?

Republican: You mean the Patriot Act that president Obama renewed last month?

Democrat: You're a racist!
by leo_s June 01, 2011
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The only people that post anti-republican and death to bush definitions, while republicans are out making money to pay for their welfare checks, food stamps, cell phone bills, rent, and internet service.
Democrats: 99 percent of the Urban Dictionary users posting about politics.
by gopbaby November 09, 2008
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A democrat is a person who likes to take from the "rich" and "help" the poor. This is the cause for America's debt. All they do is appeal to the general public (poor minorities) by make vague promises that they can't keep. They also belive that they way to fix any problem is to throw taxpayer (your) money at it.
The cause for America's problems are democrats.
by Thekids10 January 02, 2010
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People who like to spend money and give money to those who are lazy, enabling them to do anything for themselves. They are ignorant, stubborn, and often uneducated. I live in California, so I would know.
Republican: So who did you vote for?

Democrat: OBAMA! HELL YEAH, OBAMA IS AWESOME!

Republican: Why is that?

Democrat: He's going to change things in this country!!!

Republican: Oh yeah? and do you know what he is going to change?

Democrat: ummm....well no, but I'm sure it's going to be good. Plus, I need money in my pocket and I don't feel like working. If i keep popping out babies, Obama will keep paying me.

Republican: *rolls eyes*

Democrats ruin the country our founding fathers worked so hard to build. Thanks ass holes.
by MissBriley February 05, 2010
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1. A individual who a part of the democratic party, and wants change like the homeless.

2. A person who believes his party was created to liberate blacks from slavery when it was obviously the republican party.

3. An idiot of no medical background thinking its perfectly reasonable to mash a human being's body threw a tube causing the baby much pain when the baby can be born and put up for adoption. If the mother would die during birth, than the doctor would perform a C-section because we are in the 21st century not the 19th

Post Script: Masturbating and eating eggs are not the same both of these do not contain living creature besides semen which contains millions of cells which have to enter an egg to begin to develop. While eggs are food for the baby chick to eat and develop in, and does not contain any living creature till fertilized.

4. Most in the country which means most of Jay Leno's Jaywalkers. People who think they know more about the government than George Bush but have never met the man. People who think standing up with almost the whole world watching your every move is and easy ordeal.

5. Sheep

Post Script:If you don't get this joke you should not be commenting on anything ever.
"Man, this guy ran into me yelling about change. Was he homeless?"
"Nope he's a democrat"
by Smarterthanyou22 July 08, 2009
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