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A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.
"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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A very funny comedian, with nice hair and a good sense of humor.
Emma: This is great. "I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Especially if your teammates are bad guessers. Or during a game of pretend heart attack, and then naps."

Annie: Isn't that Demetri Martin, the funniest/best comedian to ever live?

Emma: Yes indeed.
by emmawemawoo August 28, 2008
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n. what you become when you have too much free time
1. I realized my friends' birth dates, together, all match my cell phone number.

2. I memorized Demetri Martin's mnemonic for remembering the alphabet!
by dacos April 08, 2009
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Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...
"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~
by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005
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