A bas ass Mother Fucker! Any one name Demetre is probably going to be a extremly hot Greek or Italian guy. His dark brown hair flows as free as the booze in his cup as people of this name often are the life of the party! Demetre's also have mad fuckin game! This guy is always pulling hot, random ass, but when he does decide to settle down, he only dates the creme of the crop!
Girl 1: Hey who is that super hot guy over there?

Girl 2: That's Demetre!

Girl 1: I wanna fuck him!
by SoCalXD85 February 02, 2010
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More cute rather then hot. They're to little boy cute to be hot. But they are so hilarious. Demetre has a really dirty mind, and loves to makes jokes about sex. He's always a Greek boy and has dark brown hair and almost black eyes. An all around great person, a loyal friend, loving, always there when you need him most, but a word of caution, HE WILL BREAK YOUR HEART. He will tear it into pieces and scatter them far and wide. trust me I know. It seems like he likes you and then when someone better comes along, he'll drop you on the spot.
Girl: (sobbing) Demetre, my boyfriend just broke up with me!
Demetre: oh no! That jerk, do you want to talk about it?
Girl: Okay

They talk for a while

Demetre: You gonna be okay?
Girl: Yup, thanks Demetre
by dEmEtReLoVeR October 16, 2010
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BIG DIRTY MONSTER. DONT TAKE BATHS AND WEAR THE SAME DRAWERS EVERY OTHER DAY. CANT SEE HIM IN THE DARK AT ALL. HE NOT THE TYPE OF PERSON YOU WANT TO BE WITH.
DEMETRES IS A NASTY MONSTER.
by JOHNOTHAN SMITH April 17, 2018
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A young greek philosipher commonly found in dark tunnels of southern asia. interested in males more than women

The common demetres is usually seen eating rusted spoons stolen from local villages of China.

Most Demetres are in high intellegence, and like to stick mckenna's into cantalopes.
Man I totally just pull a Demetres Last night!!!!
by michellie06@hotmail.com March 10, 2008
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Absolutely magnificent, the perfect specimen of length and girth. A very handsome penis.
Wow bro congrats nice dick, almost as good as Demetre's cock
by quinoaforlunch October 21, 2016
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A being who stands atop all mountaintops and is the pinnacle of all creatures. You should not fear this coalescent being as he merely gazes from afar. He is a static black being, who is unable to be seen clearly by the naked eye. He also only drink water and the occasional pink lemonade.
He is here Demetreous
by The Hydra Army February 12, 2021
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