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When one masturbates sitting on the dunny and when approaching the vinegar stroke, stands up and staggers around like a new born horse shooting spooge all over the room, or public cubical you’re in,
Oh man I was like demented foal fountain (DFF) in that cubicle! Mess everywhere...
by Yellowbedwetter November 10, 2019
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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