the act of receiving a blowjob while simultaneously taking a dump, peeing, and eating pizza, or maybe cake. if you accomplish this, i'm proud.
To my knowledge, no one has ever received a Deluxe Blumpkin.
by simbaluv717 November 05, 2009
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It's the act of the man taking a dump in the tank of the toilet while the woman takes a dump in the bowl while giving the man a blowjob while a third party performs a golden shower.
Dude, last night Stacey and Dave and I did the upper decker double deluxe Blumpkin, it was gnarly!
by Reedski March 21, 2015
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One person sits on the toilet while the other person stands above him. The person sitting is giving a blowjob to the standing person while both are taking a shit.
I walked in the public restroom and caught my roommate and some stranger doing the upperdecker double blumpkin deluxe.
by JScrub619 March 29, 2016
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