Known to be a cocklover, screw up, and overall dipshit. Nevertheless he is loved by all and is usually the tail end of the joke. Possesses a southern accent that can be turned australian in a split second.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.