A classic simp who tries to hide that he is in fact the major simp. This is done by calling other people simp constantly creating an anti simp stance. Only smart people know how to spot a delusional simp.

When radical extremists, such as the tea party, think they are following the will of a majority of the people. The tea party thinks a lower credit rating, a government shutdown and total gridlock in Washington are all the will of the people. The delusional minority does not seem to notice the approval rating of Congress is at an all time low! The real will of the majority of Americans is for Congress to do their job!

Manchester United fans.

People who believe that Michigan will beat Alabama in 2012

Someone who truly believes that someone is jealous or envious of their life, when in fact it’s quite the contrary.

A person who is optimistic about everything beyond logic and reason. The optimism level of this person surpasses reason and is a way to see everything as glass full.

A made-up delusion where someone believes they are a fictional character, usually used by self diagnosed psychotics on kinsta