Delaware, one of the most unknown places on the planet. Most people are misleaded into thinking that Delaware was a part of Pennsylvania in colonial times, when really, Pennsylvania was apart of Delaware. A lot of people would say that it might as well be apart of Pennsylvania, which I disagree with, because Delaware is a place of its own. Some may say it's boring in Delaware, when there are TONS of things to do. Harmless tax free shopping can be a fun thing to do on a Saturday night at Concord Mall, Christiana Mall, Rehoboth outlets, Rehoboth boardwalk, and way more places. Despite that there aren't any concert venues or amusement parks; we do have 1 Ferris wheel. Delaware could be its own country. In the North; it's filled with fast speaking and party-goers. The central; farmers. And the last part, Slower lower Delaware; Rehobeth boardwalk, which is a hot spot for gays and lesbians, beach, and kites.
Delaware isn't the typical hillbilly town it's thought to be.
by Lindsay May 19, 2005
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Delaware, the 2nd smallest state, but the coolest, proves that the best thing come in small packages.
Audrina Patrige- "Hey, LC, where are you going for spring break?"

Lauren Conrad- "DELAWARE! DUH"
by Delaware Owns you April 19, 2009
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A place only locals can appreciate...a place where all there is to do is get wasted and high. The highlight of the state being DEWEY BEACH, a way of life, that becomes infested on summer weekends by annoying dc people. A town that contains only bars and a beach..the best place on earth.
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A small state located in the mid atlantic. Known for its high drug use, Delaware (especially New Castle) is every crackwhores paradise. Upper Delaware is also known for its large number of catholic/ private high schools such as St. Marks (where the coolest sluts go), Sallies (where the coolest fags go) Ursuline and Padua (the drama capitol of the nation) and Tatnal and tower hill (where the rich drug addicts go) Southern Delaware is hicksville besides the eastern section where the beaches are located. Dewey- party city, Rehobeth- rich gay city, Bethany- laguna of delaware, and fenwick island- the mile long 2 block wide city thats surrounded by tons of water and borders Ocean city MD where the party scene is. A typical day in a delawareian's life would be to wake up, go to their private school, pick up some drugs, throw a banger at their oblivious parent's beach mansion.
Oh darn. just smoked my last joint. lets go to New Castle, Delaware and pick up some more =D!!!
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The State where I live. Anyone who says bad things or makes entirely incorrect statments about Delaware should shut thier trap. I live In New Castle County, in Northern Delaware. Things are not boring at all. The only thing bad about it is that it is illegal to use a weapon in self defense. Too many people write definitions that say mean things about Delaware.
I live in Windy Hills, which is a Suburban Neiborhood in Newark, which is partof New Castle County, Delaware.
by Light Joker April 16, 2004
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I know that you don't give a fuck about Delaware, and I can understand why. But here is what I have to say about your state:
Alabama- too Southern. Full of the KKK and white trash.
Alaska- beautiful. But I think that a thrill seeker might not like it.
Arizona- I'm sure that its very lovely, but I have no intention to go there.
Arkansas- see above.
California- you people make me laugh. Learn how to drive.
Colorado- very beautiful state, actually. very impressive.
Connecticut- eh.
Florida- Learn how to drive while you are getting your face fixed.
Georgia- Oh boy. How exciting. I always like to visit cities that were burned by the yankees.
Hawaii- It makes me somewhat uncomfortable to know that I can only fly or swim to the nearest land.
Idaho- one word= potato.
Illinois- one word= Packingtown.
Indiana- eh.
Iowa- eh.
Kansas- bring me a tornado, please.
Kentucky- eh.
Lousiana- considering that your main city was wiped out, there is nothing exciting about Lousiana.
Maine- eh.
Maryland- somewhat exciting.
Massachusetts- historic, but is there anything modern?
Michigan- eh.
Minnesota- eh.
Mississippi- what a stupid name, but i guess it fits.
Missouri- eh.
Montana- see Arizona.
Nebraska- population, like, 2?
Nevada- prostitutes and losers. how exciting, considering 85% of the land is owned by the government.
New Hampshire- eh. probably a lot of fun for people who like to ski.
New Jersey- wow. it's a lot of fun, but learn how to drive.
New Mexico- nothing to say, because all the funny men with black moustaches and tacos will get mad.
New York- its a lot of fun, but polluted. Learn how to drive.
North Carolina- eh.
North Dakota- see above.
Ohio- Rock n Roll, baby.
Oklahoma- see Kansas.
Oregon- I'm sure it's very nice.
Pennsylvania- I like it, it's very amazing. But Philadelphia creeps me out sometimes, and you need to learn how to drive.
Rhode Island- man, I didn't know that anything could be worse than Delaware.
South Carolina- see North Carolina.
South Dakota- see North Dakota.
Tennessee- I'll keep it in mind if I ever want to be a hillbilly.
Texas- Too Southern, and too big.
Utah- I know that Mormons don't practice polygamy, but its fun to joke about them.
Vermont- see New Hampshire.
Virginia- I love Virginia, it's very exciting.
Washington- volcano me, plz.
West Virginia- incest and coal mining rocks.
Wisconsin- population, like, 2?
Wyoming- population, like, 2?
Delaware is a great state and you should love it more.
by spasticpancreas April 02, 2008
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A mid- Atlantic state that was the very first state of the union. Normally made fun of because it’s small Delaware has a very big range of diversity in the most northern county you’ll find the shitty ghettos of Wilmington and the trashy town of new castle many people believe that this is all of Delaware. But below the c&d canal you’ll find Townsend Delaware which looks to be some sort of off brand Carolina. Apart from the bustling north part of the state the southern counties of Kent and Sussex are way different here you’ll find that lots will have southern accents and have farms. The eastern part of Sussex county is a tourist trap for all the Pennsylvania morons to go to. So next time you visit Delaware don’t think that new castle county is all we are.
Pennsylvania fag: You tryna go to rehomo beach and bang other dudes?
Pennsylvania fag 2: shit yeah I love Delaware
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