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Poop mouth, A Son of a gun who like a Dirty Sanchez every once in a while.

To Poo on ones self for sexual pleasures during intercourse.
Give my a Dejong Baby !
by Steve Dejong April 02, 2008
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A particular type of behaviour that includes tendencies to stalk lots and lots on websites such as bebo and facebook, and enjoy typing the words "lol" and "hehe" in internet conversations. It is also a type of person who has a massive scar at the top of their legs, which most other people would call a fanny...but he calls a unicycle injury
Brian: Hey Jamie, what are you doing on that computer?
Jamie: Not much, just a bit of de jong-ing!

Also, can be used as a vile insult, such as:

"Stop being a de jong"
by chrissiye June 05, 2007
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Man I saw that UFC fight last night, Sanchez's Dejong totally layed him the fuck out!
by DJGisanFTP July 23, 2010
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A man who, if provoked, will violently and savagely pound your girlfriend's orifices. They are well endowed and also very keen/smart about not getting caught. Usually they like to pull some mean shit on the girl they screw, because afterall, they do not love the whore they are out the door
Whoa, your girl looks like she ran into dejong last night.

Don't piss your girl off. She may backstab you and go find a dejong to take care of her needs
by ryan kindle garcia January 04, 2010
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