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A Jim Carrey look alike, that has no game, and could possibly be homo. But still manages to get girls. A real douche fuck.
Guy 1: Haha, that guy is a fag.

Guy 2: Nahh man, hes a Deistler..

Guy 1: Awhh fuckk, i hate him already.
by Jake0500 July 11, 2010
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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