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An ancient three-headed god that can answer any questions. When speaking, the three heads speak one word at a time to form full sentences. They end each sentence with the phrase "Dehotp Has Spoken." Some dehotps have bias opinions, such as:

Rehotp - the Republican Dehotp
Gayhotp - the Gay Dehotp
Guihotp - Jersey Shore Dehotp
Mehotp - Conceited Dehotp
Shehotp - the Feminist Dehotp
Wehotp - the Communist Dehotp
Gleehotp - the Pop Culture Television Musicals Dehotp
Teehotp - the Golf Dehotp
Feehotp - the Economic Dehotp
Ptohed - the Palindromic Dehotp

There are 37 known species of Dehotps.

When a group of three Dehotps are brought together to give their views and opinions, it is calleed a Threehotp.
Q: Dehotp, what is the meaning of life?

Dehotp Head 1: The
DH2: meaning
DH3: of
DH1: life
DH2: is
DH3: very
DH1: simply
DH2: to

DH3: live
DH1: life
DH2: meaningfully.
DH3: DEHOTP
DH1: HAS

DH2: SPOKEN.
by 37Years January 19, 2011
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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An ancient three-headed god that can answer any questions. When speaking, the three heads speak one word at a time to form full sentences. They end each sentence with the phrase "Dehotp Has Spoken." Some dehotps have bias opinions, such as:

Rehotp - the Republican Dehotp
Gayhotp - the Gay Dehotp
Guihotp - Jersey Shore Dehotp
Mehotp - Conceited Dehotp
Shehotp - the Feminist Dehotp
Wehotp - the Communist Dehotp
Gleehotp - the Pop Culture Television Musicals Dehotp
Teehotp - the Golf Dehotp
Feehotp - the Economic Dehotp
Ptohed - the Palindromic Dehotp

There are 37 known species of Dehotps.

When a group of three Dehotps are brought together to give their views and opinions, it is calleed a Threehotp.
Q: Dehotp, what is the meaning of life?

Dehotp Head 1: The
DH2: meaning
DH3: of
DH1: life
DH2: is
DH3: very
DH1: simply
DH2: to

DH3: live
DH1: life
DH2: meaningfully.
DH3: DEHOTP
DH1: HAS

DH2: SPOKEN.
by 37Years January 19, 2011
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