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The opposite of offensive language. It is used in lieu of actual swearing. Implemented by children and morons. see also: Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin's Defensive Language isn't fooling anyone.
by Gozroth November 28, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018