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Defensive Boner
The tightening of the
urethral
sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased
blood flow
to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't
piss yourself
in your sleep.
Sarge: "
Holster
that weapon private!"
Pvt
P.P
: "It's a
defensive boner
sir! I really have to pee!"
by
IamRob
September 02, 2017
Get a
Defensive Boner
mug for your bunkmate José.
Sep 11 Word of the Day
hungover as a duck
when you're
hungover
as shit after a spending a
night drunk
as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck
let's go
get some
grub
by
pokeythepony
June 25, 2021
Get a
hungover as a duck
mug for your cat José.