Your so cheap that you can't get to your money in your pockets and if you could you wouldn't because there is sharp glass in the bottom, therefore you won't try to get your money. Cheapskate.

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.