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a bird or a mammal or an imitation of one, used by hunters to attract other birds or mammals.
He was decoyed by his enemies.
by AngelBlack June 02, 2015
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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When having sex in the doggy position, withdraw and allow spit to fall across the partners' back. Thinking you have came across their back, they will turn, when you can really release. Ideally, aim for the face.
She wouldn't let me come in her face, so I pulled a decoy on her.
by Ian January 30, 2005
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The one-handed graffiti gangster from the mean streets of Redline.
Feared by many as the most elite and cunning of all those that apply spray to walls, he amazes the toys with a seemingly unrepenting string of styles and b-boy poses.
Whilst many see him as being a figure of great importance and even worship, Decoy keeps it real by appearing cool, collected and calm.
He runs the line, Hornsby to North Sydney. Recognise, or meet the bottom of his volleys.
ToyOner:"ho snap, did you just see that ill Decoy throwup?"
ToyOner2:"kid's got skills."

5-0:"we are unable to aprehend 'Decoy' at this time because, well, he's just to darn BURNER!"
by Trevor. June 13, 2007
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In urban driving, it's that driver who wants to pass you much faster than traffic. If you let them get in front of you, which is what they want, then the police will pull them over first.
1. A driver who has somewhere to be knows how to be the second-fastest car on the road, and not be a decoy for someone else.

2. Yeah, I have somewhere to be but I'm not going any faster than 74. That guy who just zoomed past is my decoy.

3. Awesome, a decoy! Let me merge right and let you pass. I'll wave to you on the shoulder in 10 miles.
by Boston Driver April 13, 2013
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The female friends you hang out with to attract more women coming to you.
Guy 1: Why are you spending money on these girls when they do not put out for you?
Guy 2: Man, they are decoys, I got plenty of bi***ches off of them!!
by LexicalBoomer January 12, 2020
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