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Intentionally leaving a shit in the toilet for others to view and be amazed by.
Lucy left Duncan a decorative log

'Wow!' said Duncan 'What's gone into that?!'
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
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Intentionally leaving a turd in the toilet, for others to view and be amazed by
Lucy left Duncan a decorative log.

'Wow!' Duncan said 'what's gone into that?!'
by Barneyfowell April 06, 2016
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