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“Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance

Similar terms such as “deck the halls
Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!”

Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”

Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”

Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”
by Deekp145 December 05, 2019
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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