"After an emotionally intense round of Magic the Gathering, Gretchen and Jon acted on their intense passions. However, Jon deconcatonated, lest he jeopardize Gretchen's full-ride to Dickinson."

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”