Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.

So what.

That's a double decker pecker wrecker

Amy got a brand new pair of Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers. I'd keep that mouth away from your package if I were you.

I wouldn't let that black & decker pecker wrecker go down on me.

Your mother is a double decker pecker checker.

EXAMPLE

(unsatisfide customer): Damn you bout tore the thing off! You Black and Decker Pecker Recker!

Shanti is one Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker, I oughta drop a Cleveland Steamer on her.

It was REAL scary when Rita came down on me with her double decker pecker wreckers.