Don't date him man, he's really a decepticon, with kids.
by JSP March 19, 2005
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-They're people we think good of, but in reality, they are two-faced, lying backstabbers...
-A person behind a mask...
-Deceptive persons...
-"We think they're something that they're really not..."
QUOTES by One Be Lo:
-Your boyfriend's in love with you/
Now he looking at your girl-friend too/...

-She said you can rock the world/
But she ain't even a girl/
His name's Earl/...

-Police say the serve and protect/
Now they beating black folks to death/...

-The President is runnin' the show/
Nah, the President is a puppet, for sho'/...
by sniper March 08, 2005
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Male or female that appears attractive from either far away, in photos, from the back but turns out to be very ugly or plain in person or up close.
Matt's cousin looks hot in his Facebook photo but turned out to be a Decepticon.
by bk11214 July 04, 2009
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A man who dressed up as a woman, sounds like a woman, looks like a woman, smells like a woman...but in reality has a penis.
Guy 1: Hey man, how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: We were about to snu snu when I pulled her pants down and a little elephant trunk popped out
Guy 1: DUDE! A fucking Decepticon???
Guy 2: Yeah bro, I had to make like Optimus Prime and ROLL OUT ya dig?
by DatKikero March 22, 2017
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A Decepticon is a trangender that looks like the gender they transitioned to.
Turns out that girl I went back to my apartment with last night was actually a decepticon.
by HOLYHECK March 16, 2018
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A girl under the age of 18, who tries to deceive people into believing she is older by wearing provocative clothing and by acting in a more sophisticated manner.
Mike: Hey dude, is that a hot girl in front of that mailbox?
Joe: No man, that's definitely a decepticon. Should have worn your glasses, man.
by Ruzzie2Shoes August 21, 2010
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someone of the opposite sex that you meet and realize they are fat and ugly. But you originally thought they where attractive.
that girl ended up being a decepticon when i saw her pic
by negro October 16, 2004
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