A day for people to have a good time and if you are born on this day you are a kind, loving, beautiful, caring person.
by Iloveyou❤️❤️❤️ October 15, 2019
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Only the hottest of the hottest are born on this day. People born on december 29 are some of the funniest people and also the kindest. But don't let that kindness fool you because if you do them wrong they wont have any problem clapping back. Its called being a good savage :)
by bebos October 15, 2019
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If you were born on December 29 your drop dead gorgeous . You have the sexiest body an most want you but don’t want to admit it . You eat a lot but stay skinny and fit with ur perfect body . Any person born on this day is the best person you will ever meet so don’t lose her
by John welborn October 24, 2019
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People who are born on this day don’t have it easy, they’re born in between two holidays and are often forgotten about.
by UrbanDictionary1212 October 14, 2019
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On this day is National Get head from your Girlfriend/Boyfriend its once every 2 years!!
So ENJOY IT!!!
So ENJOY IT!!!
Its December 29 give me head!
by Balyeet October 20, 2019
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by Blue Starburst November 02, 2019
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