It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
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DECEMBER 25 IS CHRISTMAS!
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Me: Hi you now what December 25 is.
Friend: yeah is is national hug your cru....
Me: ( interrupting ) NO you fucking idiot is is fucking Christmas !
Friend: yeah is is national hug your cru....
Me: ( interrupting ) NO you fucking idiot is is fucking Christmas !
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National creepy ass dude day
A creepy old man will come through your chimney and give you presents, Cause he's that lonely!
A creepy old man will come through your chimney and give you presents, Cause he's that lonely!
Rando peep: Hey bro its national creepy ass dude day ( December 25 ofc)
Rad peep: Better stay safe!!
Rad peep: Better stay safe!!
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She was born on December 25.
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