National sleep day. It tis' a day where you may sleep however long you want and if someone wakes you, you have permission to smack them on the mouth and continue sleeping. Have fun you lazy scallywags!
Person 1: *sleeping peacefully*
Person 2: WAKE UP WE HAVE TO GOOOO!
Person 1: It's December 23rd, leave me alone, or I'll SMACK YOU
Person 2: Oh right, goodnight then
Person 2: WAKE UP WE HAVE TO GOOOO!
Person 1: It's December 23rd, leave me alone, or I'll SMACK YOU
Person 2: Oh right, goodnight then
by Notice_potatoes December 21, 2019
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
Rational person: Shut up psycho
Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
National Go For It day.
Today is the best day to just, go for it!Whatever has been on your mind whatever you have to do to get where you wanna be go for it.Todays the perfect for it so go...Good Luck!
Today is the best day to just, go for it!Whatever has been on your mind whatever you have to do to get where you wanna be go for it.Todays the perfect for it so go...Good Luck!
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by April Vasquez October 13, 2019
by Finn Wolfhard is the loml <3 October 19, 2019
by TheRealTimeStop October 16, 2019
If it’s your birthday today then you’re in luck !!!
Today those who are born today get to do whatever they want whenever they want !
Today those who are born today get to do whatever they want whenever they want !
by Jefflop October 22, 2019
by kwaliii December 23, 2019
Jul 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

