December 10th, slap your tall friend day! Have you ever wanted to just smack then for making fun of how short you are!? Nows your chance😛 also, HELLO PEOPLE OF TIC TOK

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

On December 10th you ask out your crush

National Edward Cullen Day, any one with hair long/short enough to style it upwards and spikey should do this today, in mockery (or in appreciation) of a vampire nonce

National slap your tall friend day

National touching/Grabbing day

watch anime day