This is the day to send a nude to your fellow soldier that has just completed No Nut November. This is the first time your soldier will have nutted in a whole month so make sure you have the most prime picture possible.

Pata Sucia: Spanglish; Direct translation- dirty foot; used in reference to men and women who remove their shoes in public and then proceed to walk barefooted wherever they may be; mainly found at night clubs or after being at a night club.

LADIES, YOUR STILETTOS MAY BE PAINFUL, BUT THAT IS THE CHALLENGE YOU ACCEPTED WHEN YOU PUT THEM ON. BEAUTY=PAIN

This is the day beautiful souls were born. When you see someone born on this day you’ll know they’re a gem. They are funny, loyal, and exciting to be around.

National give your girlfriend a hug day.

National sleep in day! Sleep in! No work, No school! No nothing!

National End of No Nut November, more commonly known as NENNN. It marks the end of the month where you cannot nut and you can finally ejaculate to your heart’s content.

National Walk Your Pet to A Starbucks and Invite them for a Pupicino