Dude its December 3rd, I heard he is gonna give you his sweater.

The day where the only song your allowed to listen to is money machine, so you can feel clean. example

Dude1:hey dude! What day is it today?

Dude2:Its national money machine day aka December 3rd! haven’t you heard?
Dude1:What do you in that day
Dude2:You feel clean like a money machine

Gf: I’m hungry babe.

Bf: What are you hungry for?

Gf: Maybe some chicken wings.

Bf: Say no more. Its December 3rd, its your day, I will get you anything you want.

Gf: ❤️

*gives special girl sweater*
“why?”
“it’s december 3rd, you’re more gorgeous than heather”

*gives special girl sweater*
“why?”
“it’s december 3rd, you’re more gorgeous than heather”

What’s the date today?
it’s december 3rd
oh gotta give my gf a sweater

Hey it’s December 3rd, I shouldn’t do virtual school tomorrow.