Henry: Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!
by ToeWhisperer October 15, 2019
by Shady Owl December 5, 2019
The day of the year on which you do ANYTHING you want with your boyfriend. Typical December 3 activities include, but are not limited to, watching Avatar: The Last Airbender, eating pie, having copious amounts of hot and amazing sex
I can't wait for December 3, my boyfriend and I are going to do some crazy stuff, if you know what I mean.
by CMell October 28, 2020
december 3 is where you bring an empty soda can to school and throw it in the hallways saying, “THIS BITCH EMPTY, YEET.”
by elowren October 21, 2019
hey do you know what day december third is?
what
it’s national pajama day!!
december 3 is when everyone wears their pajamas to school
what
it’s national pajama day!!
december 3 is when everyone wears their pajamas to school
by whoevenareyou December 3, 2019
by sad-boy-hours November 17, 2019
december third comes from the song “heather” by conan gray. specifically, the lyrics are, “i still remember, the third of december, me in your sweater..” and so on. on this day your s/o is supposed to give you their sweater to represent this song. this will never happen to me, someone love me. please.
s/o: here’s my sweater, it’s december 3rd.
you: ty :)
s/o: it looks better on you than it does me :,)
you: ty :)
s/o: it looks better on you than it does me :,)
by meadowisunavailable December 2, 2020