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You: hey guess what day it is!
Cousin: December 3?

You: “I like your cut g” *smacks*
Cousin: oww
by December 3 December 02, 2020
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National ask out your friend/crush day. Ask out your friend/crush. Do it.
Boy:hey wanna go out with me?
Girl:no.
Boy:it’s December 3rd
Girl: oh shi-
by December 03, 2020
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Henry: Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!
by ToeWhisperer October 15, 2019
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national lil baby day anyone born on this day that’s not lil baby is nonexistent
today is december 3rd also known as national lil baby day
by k lol. December 03, 2020
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The day non-heathers get a sweater. The day that the second choices get to feel like a first choice. If you know a girl who you like, but wouldn’t date, give her a sweater, come on! It’s December 3!
“I still remember the third or December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you.” - heather, by Conan

Person 1: here is my sweater
Person 2: thanks, but why?
Person 1: it’s December 3, remember?
by Thatweirdflamingo December 03, 2020
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