me: Hey are you going to school

Ava: NO ITS DECEMBER 2nd

Me: hey Gabe.....
Gabe:what
Me: it’s December 2nd...
Gabe:oh no...
Me:*Slaps Gabe in the face* have a good day Gabe!

Yoooo it’s December 2nd you tryna have your dick sucked?

Karen: why is everyone wearing a white shirt, black pants and blasting juice wrld?
Johnny: Because its December 2nd national juice wrld day duhh.

Person: Hey (name), um, so, it’s December 2nd would you want to hug?
Crush: Uh, sure?

-Do you skip school too on December 2nd ?

- Of course, everyone is skipping school !