LEVI'S BIRTHDAY! Everyone forgets because of Christmas, but Levi Ackerman's birthday should always be celebrated. He is so amazing and cool.

It’s December 25, you know what that means, wake up real early to catch Santa. While he sees you he walks over and whips out his big fat cock. he says “The only snow your getting, is the snow cumming out my dick” he leaves, you proceed to wipe his cumm off your face, but you don’t wanna waste it, it tastes too good. Now you gotta wait til next year to deal that tingling sensation, then you realize that Christmas is your favorite holiday because it’s the only time of year Santa’s away from Mrs. Clause, and his big fat cock can go in your mouth.

National Dwarf day

The day where u shout fking Christmas

no fuck you christmas sucks halloween is better :(

When Christ the lord was born. MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄🎁❄️☃️

WTF DID YOU EXPECT IT'S OBVIOUSLY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!