First official public celebration of Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, a pagan Roman holiday that was later co-opted by Christians to celebrate the birth of their favorite Jew. Turning the holiday into "Christmas" (in 336 AD) was part of a pattern of the church stealing various pagan festivals and feast days

National Dwarf day

It’s December 25, you know what that means, wake up real early to catch Santa. While he sees you he walks over and whips out his big fat cock. he says “The only snow your getting, is the snow cumming out my dick” he leaves, you proceed to wipe his cumm off your face, but you don’t wanna waste it, it tastes too good. Now you gotta wait til next year to deal that tingling sensation, then you realize that Christmas is your favorite holiday because it’s the only time of year Santa’s away from Mrs. Clause, and his big fat cock can go in your mouth.

Have you heard that in this day, at 7:00 p.m earnest time, we will jump at the same time to see what happened! (It’s also CHRISTMAS)

The day where u shout fking Christmas

NATIONAL STEAL SOMEONES CHRISTMAS 🎄 PRESENT DAY!

no fuck you christmas sucks halloween is better :(