if you were born on this day all your friends must buy you chicken nuggets

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

national send nudes to anyone who asks day
its two days away from christmas for god sakes just send some ass nobody will know

flipping finn wolfhards birthday. we need to appreciate this day as he is so pure and genuine and overall the best person in this world. he is amazing.

December 23rd is National Chateen Day. Everyone has to remember to do their daily Chateen shipping that day.

Possibly the worst day of the year. Like Christmas Eve, it's almost impossible to fall asleep on, but there are no presents in the morning.

The day your supposed to make purposely bad puns/jokes about anything winter related or else your not in the Christmas spirit and your getting coal for the next 30 years.