National sleep day. It tis' a day where you may sleep however long you want and if someone wakes you, you have permission to smack them on the mouth and continue sleeping. Have fun you lazy scallywags!

A day that gorgeous people are born :)

National free ass clap day, anyone of your choosing, clap there cheeks

If it’s your birthday today then you’re in luck !!!

Today those who are born today get to do whatever they want whenever they want !

today is the best day ever bc its national go up to the people who r poopoo and say big L to u bc u r poopoo

Love a short person day

National shit your pants day, take laxatives and shit yourself