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National suck your toe day.
This is a day where you can go up to a friend and the their life force out trough their toes
This is a day where you can go up to a friend and the their life force out trough their toes
by Jrqcs October 16, 2019
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Billy-bob: *flings orange at teacher*
Teacher: GO TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!
Billy-bob: but it’s December 2!
Teacher: GO TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!
Billy-bob: but it’s December 2!
by Wasbiii November 28, 2019
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Person A: hey are you going to school on Monday?
Person B: nah dude you haven't heard? Monday is December 2nd!
Person B: nah dude you haven't heard? Monday is December 2nd!
by Obama_Care October 29, 2019
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December 2 means you have to smack someone with a good-looking ass
This tradition started exactly 200 years ago on December 2, 1819 by a French man named Edgar Bisset. He started it just to have an excuse to smack his girlfriends butt, but he got caught. His girlfriend broke up with him. He died a month later from an unknown disease, but on his tombstone it said "make booty smacking bicentennial" which means he wanted it to happen every 200 years. December 2, 2019 will be exactly 200 years since Bisset started it in 1819. Use this holiday wisely, because it only happens every 200 years! Remember: only smack someone with a good looking ass #thebiggerthebetter
This tradition started exactly 200 years ago on December 2, 1819 by a French man named Edgar Bisset. He started it just to have an excuse to smack his girlfriends butt, but he got caught. His girlfriend broke up with him. He died a month later from an unknown disease, but on his tombstone it said "make booty smacking bicentennial" which means he wanted it to happen every 200 years. December 2, 2019 will be exactly 200 years since Bisset started it in 1819. Use this holiday wisely, because it only happens every 200 years! Remember: only smack someone with a good looking ass #thebiggerthebetter
by truethingsyoudidntknow November 10, 2019